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LAUGH LINES

Call me crazy, but “drop-

ping the ball” does not

sound like a good way to

start off a new year.

I hate freeloaders who join in

the New Year’s Eve count-

—

—

The Hanukkah

miracle is that

the menorah oil

days. I re-create

this miracle with

every tube of

toothpaste.

— @daemonic3