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We asked prospective job applicants

at our company to fill out a questionnaire.

For the line “Choose one word to

summarize your strongest professional

attribute,” one woman wrote, “I’m good

at following instructions.”

—thecever.com

looking for a new job.

I had an affair with my

boss’s wife.

✦Interviewer:

Did you bring your

references with you?

Candidate: I tried;

they couldn’t get the

time off work.

✦Interviewer:

What makes you think

you’re right for a job

working at a fast-food

restaurant?

Candidate: I’m great

with animals.

✦Interviewer: Where

do you see yourself in

five years?

Candidate: Probably

some sort of exotic

beach somewhere.

—coburgbanks.co.uk

Everyone hates millen-

nials until it’s time to

convert a PDF into a

Word document.

— @saramvalentine

Anything funny

happen to you at work?

It could be worth $$$.

For details, go to

rd.com/submit.

TAILS FROM THE OFFICE

When you lied on your CV about having previous

sheepdog experience.

— @BoringEnormous

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