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I did some research, and it turns out

I’m super Irish. Even my blood type

is O apostrophe.

—Brian Kiley, comedian

To the guy who stole

my antidepressants:

I hope you’re happy

now.

—Submitted by

Dan Cusato

Tustin, California

The village blacksmith

finally found an ap-

prentice willing to

work long, hard hours.

The blacksmith in-

structed the boy,

“When I take the shoe

out of the fire, I’ll lay it

on the anvil, and when

I nod my head, you hit

it with this hammer.”

The apprentice did

just as he was told.

Now he’s the village

blacksmith.

—valleybugler.com

Fred Astaire and Gin-

ger Rogers were dining

in New York. Ginger

was resplendent in a

ball gown and pearls,

and Fred also sported

evening wear. But the

meal was marred when

the waiter bringing

their desserts tripped

and covered Fred from

head to toe in treacle

sponge.

“I’m terribly sorry,”

said the waiter.

“So you should be,”

replied Fred. “Thanks

to you, I’ve pudding on

my top hat, pudding

on my white tie,

pudding on my tails.”

—Submitted by

George Kloss

Oklahoma City,

Oklahoma

I went to the doctor

and he said, “You’ve

got hypochondria.” I

said, “Not that as well!”

—Tim Vine, comedian

DRIVE-BY LAUGHS

What’s the funniest

town in Colorado? It

might be Indian Hills,

home to these hill-areas

road signs.

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