RD20190301

My Roomba

just went into

the corner and

knocked over the

broom that was

leaning there.

Dude, chill out.

You already got

the job.

— @burnie

My computer just

gave me an “Error

404” message,

which can’t be right

because I know I’ve

made way more

errors than that.

— @dmc1138

LAUGH LINES

If I’m ever feeling down,

I just type “Yo are the best”

into Google. Then it responds,

“I think you mean: You are the

best.” And I feel much better.

—Jack Barry, comedian

Before you buy

that nice jacket

online, ask yourself,

“Am I willing to

delete one extra

e-mail every day for

the rest of my life?”

— @AaronFullerton

If Leonardo da Vinci were

alive today, the Mona Lisa

would have been called

“IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.”

— @SadPeruna

Moses was

technically

the first

person to

download files

to his tablet

from the

cloud.

— @ADDiane

Time for a

Reality Tech

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