Runners-Up
“Houston, we have a problem child.”
—Denise Nipps Peoria, Illinois
“I told you I was too good to breathe the same air as you.”
—Lorena Renteria Turlock, California
Winner
“What glass ceiling?”
—Wanda Pontbriand Rhinelander, Wisconsin
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