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“No,” says Joe. “I

just decided to quit

drinking.”

—247sports.com

A man is at the

funeral of an old

friend. He tentatively

approaches the

deceased’s wife and

asks whether he can

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say a word. The

widow nods.

The man clears

his throat and says,

“Plethora.”

The widow smiles

appreciatively. “Thank

you,” she says. “That

means a lot.”

—Rob Kiener

Stowe, Vermont

BELLY UP!

They’re called “dog balloons,” snapshots of pooches that are turned upside down

so the pups seem to be floating on the ceiling—and loving every minute of it.

I didn’t realize how

broke I was until some-

one stole my identity

and it ruined her life.

—KATE DAVIS,

comedian

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