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Humor

20

Life in These

United States

41

Humor in

Uniform

48

Laughter, the Best

Medicine

115

Laugh Lines

peyser

42

13 things

38 Taking the

Blarney Out of

by jen mccaffery

42 To Any Soldier

we found a fix

51

Hair, and More

i am the food

on your plate

55 Honey

by kate lowenstein

and daniel gritzer

everyday miracles

60 The Bible That

Beat a Tornado

by juliana labianca

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