What’s the difference between a
poorly dressed man on a unicycle
and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
—Submitted by Gerald wall Batavia, Illinois
a few minutes,” the
beagle says.
“Incredible!” ex-
claims the man. “Does
your boss know what a
prize he has in you? An
animal that can talk!”
Alarmed, the beagle
drops the wastebasket.
“No, don’t tell him!” he
pleads. “If he finds out
I can talk, he’ll make
me answer the phones
too!”
—benefitspro.com
What’s it called when
eating something
exceptionally spicy
makes you feel
exceptionally ill? The
A salesperson stops by
to see one of his busi-
ness customers. Not a
soul is in the office ex-
cept a beagle emptying
wastebaskets.
“I’ll be finished in
“I never should have eaten that third license plate.”
Reader’s Digest
30 may 2019 cartoon by Phil Witte
LAUGHTER
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