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there’s no baby-

changing station in

the ladies’ room,” she

said.

“That’s odd,” I said.

“There’s one in the

men’s room.”

“Good,” she said,

thrusting her baby at

me. “You change him.”

—Alfred Nai

Wilmington, Delaware

One of my shelf stockers

is always late and al-

ways has an excuse. His

latest: “My sister was in

a fatal car accident, and

I stayed home until she

got better.”

—Ann Marie Figi

Monroe, Wisconsin

Overheard at a

paint store:

Customer: How much

for a gallon of that

paint?

Clerk: Forty-two

dollars.

Customer: Do you

have a smaller gallon?

—Louise Arruda

Bradford, Ontario

I was ushering at the

University of Delaware

graduation when I no-

ticed a harried-looking

woman carrying an

infant.

“Can I help you?”

I asked.

“I can’t believe

106 june 2019 Cartoon by Mike Shiell

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