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I saw a documentary

on how ships are kept

together. Riveting!

—Stewart Francis,

comedian

I told you I’ll be there

in five minutes. Stop

calling me every half

hour!

—@TheJustin

Duncan

If you can sit quietly

after difficult news; if

in financial downturns

you remain perfectly

calm; if you can see

your neighbors travel

to fantastic places

without a twinge of

jealousy; if you can eat

happily whatever is put

on your plate; if you

can fall asleep after a

An Uber is cruising

down a boulevard

when it runs a red light.

“Hey!” the passenger

shouts. “Be careful!”

“Don’t worry,” says

the driver. “My brother

does it all the time.”

He barrels through

the next red light, and

the passenger screams,

“Stop doing that!”

“I’m telling you, my

brother does this all

the time.”

They approach the

next light. Just when it

turns green, the driver

slams on the brakes.

The confused passen-

ger asks, “You just ran

two red lights; why’d

you stop at a green?”

“I had to,” says the

driver. “My brother

might have been

coming.”

—Submitted by

David Masella

Kissimmee, Florida

“I’m old-school. Instead of ranting on social media,

I just scream in people’s faces.”

Reader’s Digest

50 june 2019 Cartoon by Chris Wildt

LAUGHTER

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