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Golf is literally a sport to see
who can play the least golf.
—21Cosner on reddit.com

The safest place
to stand when I hit
a golf ball is directly
in front of me.
—@InkedUpKidder

Golf is a game
in which you yell
“Fore,” shoot six, and
write down five.
—Harold Coffin, writer

As far as I can tell,
the requirements
to be a profes-
sional golfer are
the same as to
be a drag queen:
crazy outfit,
crazy name.
—@gabydunn

Golf is the perfect
thing to do on a
Sunday because
you spend more
time praying on the
course than if you
went to church.
—brockoli117
on reddit.com

The average golfer walks
about 900 miles and drinks
22 gallons of alcohol each
year. Which means golfers get
about 41 miles to the gallon.
—venkman62 on reddit.com

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