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Kate Lowenstein is a health editor
currently at Vice; Daniel Gritzer is the
culinary director of the cooking site
Serious Eats.

I emerged a modern success story:
a vegetable that also qualifies as a
seed, a fruit, a grain, and a starch—
clearly the planet’s most credentialed
plant. I’m even a great source of heart-
healthy fiber, as well as a modest array
of vitamins (such as A) and minerals
(such as magnesium).
None of that matters a whit by sum-
mer, when you can finally enjoy my
essential version tender off the cob,
glistening with butter and sprinkled
with salt. The key word here is sum-
mer. Sweet corn is a seasonal crop
with a short shelf life; my sweetness
declines precipitously the moment
I’m picked, as my sugars start con-
verting to complex starches. Hence
the cookbook aphorisms about get-
ting corn lickety-split from the field
into the boiling pot—or, alternatively,
onto the grill (husk off for deeper
charring) or into the microwave for a
few minutes (husk on).
Some supermarket summer corn is
sufficiently sweet, thanks to modern
breeding and efficient supply chains.
But I’m at my best from a farm stand
or farmers’ market. Look for soft and
moist silks, and avoid kernels that


are overswollen or bulbous, an indi-
cation I was picked too late and am
exiting the milky phase, when I taste
best. Similarly, if an ear feels light and
skinny, I wasn’t yet ready to be picked.
And when the summer winds down,
buying me from the frozen aisle is a
fine option. I’ve retained my sweet-
ness, having been put in cryostorage
shortly after being harvested.
As if stacks of corn on the grill and
the million other things I’m used
for weren’t enough, I can also be
exploded into a fluffy white snack—
popcorn! I know, I know, I am a
wonder of form and function. But
having taken 9,000 years to go from
a meager grass to domesticated
goddess, I retain an Achilles’ heel that
makes me especially grateful for that
varied use: Without humans to spread
my seed, I’d vanish from the face
of the earth. In other words, I need
you and you need me. How about we
keep it that way?

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