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If anyone is
interested,
I’ll be signing

—@joefrog1

People who read books
are so dumb. Like, the
pages are literally
numbered and in order.
—@radtoria

I’m gonna write
a book about the
difficulties of
watching Pride and
Prejudice dubbed
into French. It will
be called l’Austen
Translation.
—@greg_ jenner

People found
guilty of not using
punctuation
deserve the longest
sentence possible.
—@sixthformpoet

“Zyzzyva, zyxst,
zyxt ...”
—Noah Webster’s
last words
—@meganamram

What do you get when you mix
alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird, F. Scotch
Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway.
—@Sophia_Hoffman

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