“Yeah, kind of,” I answered, nodding.
“Oh man, look at this program,” said Jack, scratching his forehead.
“We’re going to be here all freakin’ day.”
I looked at my program.
Headmaster’s Opening Remarks:
Dr. Harold Jansen
Middle-School Director’s Address:
Mr. Lawrence Tushman
“Light and Day”:
Middle-School Choir
Fifth-Grade Student Commencement Address:
Ximena Chin
Pachelbel: “Canon in D”:
Middle-School Chamber Music Ensemble
Sixth-Grade Student Commencement Address:
Mark Antoniak
“Under Pressure”:
Middle-School Choir
Middle-School Dean’s Address:
Ms. Jennifer Rubin
Awards Presentation (see back)
Roll Call of Names
“Why do you think that?” I asked.
“Because Mr. Jansen’s speeches go on forever,” said Jack. “He’s
even worse than Tushman!”
“My mom said she actually dozed off when he spoke last year,”