the_debt_of_time

James and Lily rarely found their way outside Potter Cottage, and no one had the
interest of disturbing them by Flooing in at random without prior notice. Unfortunately
for Remus, he lived with another disturbingly amorous couple. Mia often apologised, but
avoidance was nearly impossible when Sirius Black had little to no shame and even less
understanding of what "shared living space" should not be used for.
"The least the two of you could do is reverse positions so I have a better view,"
Remus said with a yawn, making his way into the small kitchen and stepping over the two
bodies that were wrapped around one another on the floor. "No offence, Pads, but I've
seen enough of your pasty pale arse to last me several lifetimes."
Mia laughed, glad that she was at least mostly dressed. "Sorry, Remus."
Grinning as he stood, Sirius pulled his jeans back up around his hips and watched
with amusement as Mia sighed with satisfaction at the sight of him. "My deepest apologies,
Mr Moony," he said as he made a low, dramatic bow of remorse, "but I simply couldn't
help myself." He swiftly pulled Mia to her feet and planted a kiss on the side of her neck
just over her Pack Mark. "The little witch seduced me by saying 'good morning.'"
Mia replied by rolling her eyes at him and kissing Remus good morning on the cheek
before moving to put the kettle on the stove.
"Well, if that's all it takes," Remus said as he dug a clean mug from the cabinet, "I'm
shocked that you and I haven't been shagging for the past eight years."
"I also poured him a cup of coffee." Mia tugged down the red and gold Quidditch
jersey that served as her night clothes, grateful in this moment that it at least covered the
upper half of her thighs.
"Ah, and therein lies the secret key to unlocking the famous chastity belt of one
Sirius Black," Remus said sardonically, holding his cup out to Mia, who snorted in
amusement as she dropped an Earl Grey bag in it. "I'll be certain to avoid offering him
coffee in the future lest I be shagged in the kitchen. Maybe just stick to tea?"
Sirius barked a laugh, stretching his arms above his head as he followed them into
the attached kitchen. "No can do, Moony my friend, offering me tea implies a blowj―"
"Hush!" Mia hissed as she leapt at Sirius, wrapping her hand tightly around his
unfiltered mouth.