the_debt_of_time

Ginny said nothing but tilted her head as though she could peek up Mia's skirt and
see it.
"Really." Remus rolled his eyes and scrubbed his hands down his face,
uncomfortable in regard to the conversation, but clearly had given up trying to have any
semblance of dignity, so he was leaping into the deep end of impropriety, likely in the hope
that when he drowned, it would be quick and painless. "It's incredibly off-putting."
"Oh, like you complained," Mia teased him, glad that they were at least forcibly
removing the awkward tension from the room. Had Harry reacted more harshly, she might
have been sore with Sirius for his constant provocation, but the prideful look on her
wizard's face told her that he had the same plan as she did, to break the others of their
discomfort.
"So wait," Ginny chimed in, "Remus took your virginity... when?"
"Fifth year, Halloween Ball," Remus and Mia said together, though he had his face
in his hands as he spoke.
Sirius grimaced. "Ugh, I hate when they talk in unison. Creepy."
"You be quiet," Ginny said, pointing at Sirius. "Now, when did you first sleep with
Sirius?"
"The end of fifth year," Mia replied.
"When did you get the tattoo?" Ginny asked.
"My seventeenth birthday," Mia answered clearly, already knowing where this was
going.
"Which means that.. ." Ginny prompted, staring at Remus.
"It's private," he said tersely as he met her stare.
"I dated Remus, we broke up. Sirius and I were... Sirius and I," Mia said, knowing
that their first time was, in fact, a mere one night stand before he had shoved her back into
Remus's arms. "Then Remus and I got back together for a while before I settled for Sirius,"
she concluded with a smirk. Sirius just smiled at her, ignoring her teasing entirely.
She had decided not to mention the orchards.
"When did you stop being a swotty prude, Hermione?" Ginny asked with a grin.
Mia briefly narrowed her eyes teasingly. "I dislike where this conversation has
gone."
"Me, too," Ron and Harry said at the same time.