the_debt_of_time

Mia reached out and took Sirius's hand. "Actually, I'm stealing him away for a date."
"Is that so?" Sirius grinned. "And where are we off to, kitten?"
"A place not for Harry's ears," she said in a loud, staged whisper, chuckling when
Harry groaned and rolled his eyes at her.
"Honestly, Ginny and I have never been as bad as the pair of you," he insisted and
then waved to them all, turning and Disapparating away.
"You going to tell me where you're really off to?" Remus asked Mia. "Harry doesn't
know you well enough to know when you're purposely hiding something. You've attacked
and kidnapped a reporter, made a grown wizard cry, and it's not even noon. Who're you
off to torment next?"
Mia smiled softly. "Plausible deniability, Remus."
"Noted," he said with an anxious sigh. "Please, just... try not to get into too much
trouble. I'm married to an Auror, and I feel like she'd be cross with me if the two of you
got arrested for something."
"I solemnly swear to you, Remus, we will not get caught."
He groaned and turned away from her, Disapparating on the spot.
Sirius kissed her cheek. "What dastardly plans do you have, my love? Where are we
off to?"
Mia took a deep breath and sighed, her amusement fading as she said, "Little
Whinging."