the_debt_of_time

"Really isn't fair that she gets two birthdays," Ron complained. "She doesn't even
like getting presents."
"You're both wrong," Sirius said. "She loves emeralds because I refuse to buy them.
What is Mia's favourite colour?"
"Red," Harry replied.
"Green," Remus said.
"You're both wrong again. She clearly loves Black," Sirius said and winked at them
all.
Harry stood up and reached for the cards, stumbling only slightly. "Is that actually
what it says?"
"Don't call into question my honour. Who was Mia's first kiss?"
Remus rolled his eyes and reached for his half-empty pint. "You're just asking
questions all about you, you idiot. Why don't we see who knows you the best?"
Sirius scoffed, hand to his chest as he pretended to be offended. "Ask away, Moony
my friend. I am an enigma. Nobody knows me completely."
Remus quirked his lips, and for some reason, the look sent a shiver of actual fear
through Sirius. "Anyone here know who Sirius's first kiss was?"
"Moony.. ." Sirius warned his friend, eyes wide.
"Hermione?" Harry answered questioningly.
"Wrong!" Remus shouted, grinning. "Sirius Black first locked lips with none other
than James Charlus Potter!"
Harry turned and stared at his godfather. "What?"
Ron and Neville's mouths fell open.
Draco snorted indignantly and sipped at his drink. "Were Potters on a two for one
sale?"
"How...? Why...? How'd that even happen?" Harry asked.
"Where's the stripper?" Sirius questioned, looking around the room and eventually
under the rug to distract from the situation. "I was promised a stripper."
Remus turned to Draco, who had orchestrated the majority of the night. "You heard
the man, give him his stripper."
Draco grinned smugly and left the room only to return several minutes later,
dimming the lights behind him as he joined his fellow wizards in a half circle of chairs and