the_debt_of_time

can kiss Victoire, I will punch her in the nose and make her ugly so he won't like her
anymore."
"That's―" Sirius stared at his five-year-old with mild shock. "—really fucking
disturbing."
"Jar!"
"Why would you want to do that, love? Victoire likes you," he assured her. "And
you have to be nice to her. She's―"
"Pack," Pandora said, interrupting him and rolling her eyes. "I know. But if I go
back in time and make her ugly then Teddy won't like her, and then I can marry Teddy.
Like how Mummy used her Time-Turner to go back and marry you."
Shocked silent, Sirius kissed the top of his daughter's head and stood, walking away
from the situation entirely, only to be followed by Mia. "Why do all the women I love
prefer Lupins over me?"
"Don't be dramatic. I told you she was too young for that story. Didn't I tell you?"
Sirius bowed his head. "You told me."
"Now she's making a Time-Turner."
He turned and grinned at her. "Maybe she and Teddy will be very happy together,"
he suggested and ducked as she tried to punch him in the arm.
"You're a bad influence," Mia insisted, pointing at him.
He grinned and caught her finger in his teeth. Pulling her forward and against him,
he released her finger to capture her lips, ignoring the echoing sounds of "Ewww!" around
the house. "We going to be infested with Weasleys soon?"
"Ron, Daphne, and the kids are staying at the Burrow, but they'll be here for dinner
tonight along with everyone else."
"And the Slytherins?"
"Notts or Malfoys?" she asked. "Be more specific."
"Both."
"Malfoys are meeting us in Diagon Alley in an hour. Luna and Theo and the twins
are coming by tonight for dinner with everyone."
"Do we have time to... ?" Sirius waggled his eyebrows at her.
"Are you kidding me?" She laughed and patted him gently on the cheek.