the_debt_of_time

She huffed out a breath in frustration. "This is my room."
"Good." Sirius rested his head back down on his makeshift pillow. "You shouldn't
be in my room. S'not appropriate."
"I'll keep that in mind," she said, rolling her eyes. "So, how was the rest of the
concert?"
"Didn't stay," he mumbled. "Bloody women."
"You left with McKinnon and Hitchins?" she snapped at him in irritation and
disappointment, briefly scolding herself for leaving so early with Remus—though she had
little cause to complain, all things considered.
"What? No." Sirius laughed. "Fuckin'... had to tell 'em to shove off. For being
Ravenclaws, they don't take subtlety very well. My cock. Not theirs."
Mia snorted. No, the Ravenclaws of this time reminded her more of Lavender
Brown than they did of Luna Lovegood—save, of course, for Pandora.
"They went mental and tried in on Prongs, and for some reason that lit Evans's fuse."
Sirius and Mia shared a knowing smirk, and she could not help but want details on what
exactly Lily might have done to the blondes. "Evans said that we were all drunk an' she
knew you'd be upset if me or James did somefink stupid. Bloody ginger witch pushed us
out of the club. Threatened to fire-call Mum and Dad."
She smiled sweetly, affection for her fellow witch swelling in her chest. "Well, for
what it's worth, I'm glad you didn't go home with those girls."
"Not like it bloody matters. They'll go an' tell everyone they did anyway," he said in
an irritated tone of voice that reminded her immediately of Harry during fifth year anytime
he looked at a copy of the Daily Prophet. She wondered if Harry picked up the habit from
an older Sirius Black.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean every girl I've turned down the past year still went an' told all 'er friends we
shagged," he complained, crawling his way further onto the bed, struggling to make himself
comfortable. "According to the latest rumours, I've had sex with one-hundred and twenty-
eight girls this year."
Her eyes widened, and she snarled in distaste. "And how many has it actually been?"
she asked with a little more venom in her voice than she intended.
"One," Sirius replied with a yawn, his eyes closed again. "Mia."