Oh Crap! Potty Training

• Keep your eyes open looking for your kid’s pee-pee dance.
• Don’t hover, and don’t prompt him every two seconds. Can you imagine anything
worse than someone on you like white on rice, asking you to pee when you don’t
have to?
• Be casual and cool. You probably already have that role anyway. You can be casual
and nonchalant and good cop and still watch out for pee.
• Your partner is going to go cuckoo. I promise she’ll return to normal very soon. Get
her drunk. It’s okay.
• Do your best to help, even if you don’t want to. This has to get done. Might as well
be now.
• Your role in this is just as vital as Mom’s is. Maybe more. Everyone knows that Dad
is a little magic.