Born a Crime

two, I loved to pray. My
grandmother always told me that
she loved my prayers. She believed
my prayers were more powerful,
because I prayed in English.
Everyone knows that Jesus, who’s
white, speaks English. The Bible is
in English. Yes, the Bible was not
written in English, but the Bible
came to South Africa in English so
to us it’s in English. Which made
my prayers the best prayers because
English prayers get answered first.
How do we know this? Look at
white people. Clearly they’re getting
through to the right person. Add to
that Matthew 19:14. “Suffer little