same. Beyoncé shits. The pope
shits. The Queen of England shits.
When we shit we forget our airs and
our graces, we forget how famous
or how rich we are. All of that goes
away.
You are never more yourself
than when you’re taking a shit. You
have that moment where you
realize, This is me. This is who I
am. You can pee without giving it a
second thought, but not so with
shitting. Have you ever looked in a
baby’s eyes when it’s shitting? It’s
having a moment of pure self-
awareness. The outhouse ruins that
for you. The rain, the flies, you are