Born a Crime

(Chris Devlin) #1

being the ultimate prankster. Every
teacher at school used overhead
projectors to put their notes up on
the wall during class. One day I
went around and took the
magnifying glass out of every
projector in every classroom.
Another time I emptied a fire
extinguisher into the school piano,
because I knew we were going to
have a performance at assembly the
next day. The pianist sat down and
played the first note and, foomp!,
all this foam exploded out of the
piano.


The two things I loved most
were fire and knives. I was

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