Born a Crime

(Chris Devlin) #1

back. Because my mom was a
secretary and I spent hours at her
office every day after school, I’d
learned a great deal about business
correspondence. I was extremely
proud of my letter-writing abilities.


To Whom It May Concern:
Dear Mom,
I have received your
correspondence earlier. I am
delighted to say that I am ahead of
schedule on the dishes and I will
continue to wash them in an hour
or so. Please note that the garden is
wet and so I cannot do the weeds at
this time, but please be assured this
task will be completed by the end of
the weekend. Also, I completely
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