came and tried to get him on
cleanliness and health-code
violations. Clearly they had never
heard of the Swiss. That failed
dismally. Then they decided to go
after him by imposing additional
and arbitrary restrictions.
“Since you’ve got the license
you can keep the restaurant open,”
they said, “but you’ll need to have
separate toilets for every racial
category. You’ll need white toilets,
black toilets, colored toilets, and
Indian toilets.”
“But then it will be a whole
restaurant of nothing but toilets.”
“Well, if you don’t want to do