occasion, I suppose.”
For a moment my mom
thought she’d caught me red-
handed, but Teddy’d given me a
solid alibi. I went back to my room,
thinking I was in the clear.
—The next day I was in class and my
name was called over the PA
system. “Trevor Noah, report to the
principal’s office.” All the kids were
like, “Ooooohhh.” The
announcements could be heard in
every classroom, so now,
collectively, the whole school knew
I was in trouble. I got up and