Hammanskraal? Then everyone in
the room turned and looked at me.
Tom walked over and whispered in
my ear.
“Dude, come up onstage.”
“What?”
“Come onstage.”
“Dude, what are you talking
about?”
“Dude, please, you’re gonna get
me in so much shit. They’ve already
paid me the money.”
“Money? What money?”
Of course, what Tom had failed
to tell me was that he’d told these
people he was bringing a famous