mean really, really enormous, fat
woman. I was like, Oh, Tom. I see
what you’ve done here. Nicely
played. Tom was a big joker as well.
“Is this my date?” I asked.
“No, no, no,” he said. “This is
not your date. This is her older
sister. Your date is Babiki. Babiki
has three older sisters, and Lerato is
her younger sister. Babiki’s gone to
the store to buy groceries. She’ll be
back in a moment.”
We waited, chatted with the
older sister. Ten minutes later the
door opened and the most beautiful
girl I have ever seen in my life
walked in. She was...good Lord.