“No, Mom. I’m not gay.”
Everyone in my family loved it.
They all thought it looked great. My
mom did tease the shit out of me,
though.
“It’s very well done,” she said,
“but it is way too pretty. You do
look like a girl.”
—The big night finally came. Tom
came over to help me get ready. The
hair, the clothes, everything came
together perfectly. Once I was set,
we went to Abel to get the keys to
the BMW, and that was the