Van Damme movie Bloodsport.
Bruce Lee’s name really was Bruce
Lee, which made our lives. Here
was this Chinese guy, quiet, good-
looking, in great shape, and his
name was Bruce Lee. We were like,
This is magic. Thank you, Jesus, for
bringing us Bruce Lee. John was
just John, which was weird because
of the other two.
I got to know Bolo because he
was one of my tuck-shop clients.
Bolo’s parents were professional
pirates. They pirated videogames
and sold them at flea markets. As
the son of pirates, Bolo did the
same thing—he started selling