Born a Crime

crazy. That’s true to this day. A
Burger King opened for the first
time in South Africa last year, and
there was a queue around the block.
It was an event. Everyone was going
around saying, “I have to eat at
Burger King. Have you heard? It’s
from America.” The funny thing
was that the queue was actually just
white people. White people went
bat-shit crazy for Burger King. Black
people were like, whatever. Black
people didn’t need Burger King. Our
hearts were with KFC and
McDonald’s. The crazy thing about
McDonald’s is that we knew about
it long before it came, probably