Born a Crime

(Chris Devlin) #1

bones.”


“I think I’m gonna go with
McDonald’s again.”


“Tonight we’re having chicken
feet.”


“Hmmmmm...Okay, I’m in. But
tomorrow I’m eating McDonald’s.”


The money kept rolling in and I
was balling out of control. This is
how balling I was: I bought a
cordless telephone. This was before
everyone had a cellphone. The
range on this cordless phone was
strong enough that I could put the
base outside my window, walk the
two blocks to McDonald’s, order my
large number one, walk back home,

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