story of the war was that there was
someone called Hitler and he was
the reason the Allies were losing
the war. This Hitler was so powerful
that at some point black people had
to go help white people fight against
him—and if the white man has to
stoop to ask the black man for help
fighting someone, that someone
must be the toughest guy of all
time. So if you want your dog to be
tough, you name your dog Hitler. If
you want your kid to be tough, you
name your kid Hitler. There’s a
good chance you’ve got an uncle
named Hitler. It’s just a thing.
At Sandringham, we were