A teacher ran up behind me
and yanked the plug for my system
out of the wall. The hall went dead
silent, and she turned on me and
she was livid. “How dare you?! This
is disgusting! You horrible,
disgusting vile creature! How dare
you?!”
My mind was racing, trying to
figure out what she was talking
about. Then it clicked. Hitler had a
special dance move called o spana
va. It means “where you work” and
it was very sexual: His hips would
gyrate and thrust, like he was
fucking the air. That was the move
he was doing at the moment the