Born a Crime

(Chris Devlin) #1

“What the hell is this?” I said.
“Oh, some guy at work had
these and was selling them,” she
said. “I got a great discount.”


“But where did he get it from?”
“I don’t know. He said he knew
somebody who—”


“Mom, he stole it.”
“We don’t know that.”
“We do know that. Where the
hell is some guy going to get all of
these burger patties from,
randomly?”


Of course, we ate the burgers.
Then we thanked God for the meal.


When Bongani first said to me,
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