Born a Crime

the garage, relax, sleep off the meal,
and make more CDs. In the
afternoons we’d see a lot of moms.
Moms loved us. They were some of
our best customers. Since moms
run the household, they’re the ones
looking to buy that box of soap that
fell off the back of the truck, and
they were more likely to buy it from
us than from some crackhead.
Dealing with crackheads is
unpleasant. We were upstanding,
well-spoken East Bank boys. We
could even charge a premium
because we added that layer of
respectability to the transaction.
Moms are also often the most in