Americans call SWAT is just our
regular police. They came looking
for the source of the music, and the
music was coming from me. This
one cop came over to where I was
with my computer and pulled this
massive assault rifle on me.
“You gotta shut this down right
now.”
“Okay, okay,” I said. “I’m
shutting it down.”
But I was running Windows 95.
Windows 95 took forever to shut
down. I was closing windows,
shutting down programs. I had one
of those fat Seagate drives that
damaged easily, and I didn’t want to