Anna: “Tiĉany, you need to calm down. You should
probably hit this weed.”Tiffany: “Fuck the weed. I just need that video camera.
I need to go home and watch this tape.”Anna: “Tiĉany, I ain’t givin’ you the camera till you hit
the weed and have a drink. You need to relax.”She opened a bottle of Cisco. It was peach Cisco,
because we classy. We sat there, 7 a.m., smoking weed and
drinking peach Cisco. Then I calmed down a lot.
I went home and plugged the video camera into my TV.
Oh man, it was so bad. Lemme try to explain it.
It’s that girl, Bertha, that his sister told me about. It
starts out with them talking.
Bertha: “I’m better than your girlfriend, Tiĉany. I can
do everything better than her. She’s not all that. You
always talking about her like she’s so special, but she’s
not special.”Titus: “She is special. But I’m going to have to teach
you how to do it better, because you’re not making me
enough money. I’m going to teach you how to suck a
dick right.”Bertha: “Okay. Show me how to suck your dick right.”Titus: “Now, when Tiffany sucks my dick . . .”