Tiffany: “Babe, we should, for our mrst thing together,
let’s go play basketball. We should play basketball.”Titus: “Bae! That’s what I’m talking ’bout!”He was about to put on some regular shoes, and I
stopped him.
Tiffany: “Nah, you should put on your Jordans, the
ones you had at my house. You’ll be the freshest dude.
You’ll be the shit on the court. You’ll be killing them
out there. Put these on. If you’re my man, you’re going
to be the finest dude out there.”Titus: “All right. All right. I like this.”He put his foot in the shoe.Titus: “What the fuck? What’s in this shoe?”He pulled his foot out and there was shit all over his foot.
And the shit was full of corn.Titus: “What the fuck? Somebody shit in my shoe! Is
that human shit?!? There’s corn in it!”Tiffany: “Yeah, all the shit you put me through, NOW
YOU WALKING THROUGH IT,
MOTHERFUCKER!!!”