The Last Black Unicorn

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Obviously, that broke us up for good.
But my master plan was not over. ͳere was one more
chapter.
Christmas Day came. I was at work at the airlines, at the
ticket counter. My white manager came up to me.


Manager:    “Tiĉany,    there   is  a   woman   on  the phone   for
you. She is very angry. She sounds black, and she is . . .
very, very angry. I don’t normally like employees
taking personal calls on shift, but she is, well . . . she is
very insistent that she talk to you.”

I   already knew    who it  was,    and what    it  was about.

Tiffany:    “Hello?”

Mom:     “MY     CHILDREN    SAW     THAT!!  WHAT    IS
WRONG WITH YOU! MY CHILDREN SAW THAT!!”

It was Titus’s mom. Remember the mfteen Charlie’s
Angels VHS tapes I sent out to all of his family for
Christmas?
I had Anna’s bootlegger boyfriend splice in the porn that
Titus shot with Bertha, right into the middle of the movie.
He even made up a little title card that said “Titus’s
Angel” that cut right to him fucking her.
Oh hell yes, I went there.


Mom:     “WHY    YOU     PUT     THAT    FILTH   IN  MY
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