The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

HOUSE?!”


Tiffany:    “WHY    YOUR    SON FUCKING AROUND  ON
ME WITH SOME HORSE-MOUTH HO?!?! ON MY
FUCKING BIRTHDAY!! WHAT’S UP WITH
THAT???”

Then    his grandmother took    the phone   from    her.

Grandmother:     “Oh     my  God,    girl!   You     got     my
grandbaby dick out. I done had a seizure. I got these
kids up in here watching Charlie’s Angels, and then all
of a sudden, you got my grandson on here fucking this
bitch.”

ͳe whole family—it was like the kids, grandkids,
everybody—sitting there watching. His whole family saw
that shit. ͳey all saw what a fucking lying cheater he was,
they all saw them big gums and those tiny teeth. They saw it
all. I was tired of being framed as the bad girlfriend, when I
wasn’t. Titus couldn’t hide no more.
Then I heard his auntie in the background.


Aunt:   “My nephew  got a   big ol’ dick.”

Grandma:     “I  should  beat    your    ass.    You     better  bring
me every copy of that tape you got. Oh my God. You
better not put my grandbaby dick on no Internet. I
will sue you, bitch. I will have you killed, if you got my
grandbaby dick out here like this.”
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