The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

I know, right? To be honest, though, I didn’t have no
place calling her a dumb bitch. I let that motherfucker lie to
me too, just about different shit.
I told her Titus wasn’t ever coming back to my place, so
she didn’t need to call me again. ͳen the next day, she
called me.


Bertha:  “Oh,    you     a   nasty,  dirty   bitch!  You     shit    in  his
shoes? You nasty, dirty bitch!”

I   guess   she found   Titus.

Tiffany:    “No,    you the nasty,  dirty   bitch.  You’re  the one
that’s out here fucking random motherfuckers on
camera. And you don’t got money to show for it!! You
giving your pussy up for nothing.”

We was going back and forth arguing with each other
over who was the nastiest, dirtiest bitch. Eventually, it came
down to what all black women arguments come down to:


Bertha: “I  should  come    beat    your    ass!”

Tiffany:    “I  wish    you would   come    try to  beat    my  ass.”

ͳen she told me my address. ͳat nigga told her where
I live?


Bertha:  “I’ve   been    in  your    house   before.     I’ve    been    in
your car. I’ve been in your bed.”
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