The Last Black Unicorn

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most    special day evaa.   I   want    it  to  be  magical for us.”

He started crying. Like, big-ass man tears coming out of
his eyes. And then snot starts coming out of his nose. He
just turned into a hot mess, as he told me I was so special
and how amazing this day was for him. He took a minute to
compose himself and said:


Roscoe:  “I  could   die,    it’s    okay,   I’m     okay    if  I   die     now.
Dat’s how special dis is to me, Tiff-a-Knee.”

Here I was, sitting in a crowded bar, with a man crying,
snot coming out of his nose, and honestly, all I could think
was one thing:
I’m going to fuck the shit outta Roscoe.
For real. ͳat’s what I kept saying to myself, “I am going
to fuck the shit outta Roscoe.”
First oĉ, I’d never seen a man cry for me. I’d never seen a
man express his love for me like this. Nothing like this had
ever happened to me ever before.
I just thought to myself, Well, this is who I’m supposed to
be with, obviously. ͷis is who I’m supposed to spend my time
with, this man who loves me so much and does so much for
me and adores me like this. ͷat’s right. I’m going to fuck
him. I’m gonna fuck the shit out of Roscoe tonight.
I didn’t care about nothing else. Fuck that judgmental
white lady. I downed my wine, we got another round, and
then we went back to my place.
My date movie at the time was ͷe Wiz. If I liked you,

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