presenting the award got mad:
Presenter: “Act like a lady. Act like a lady!”Tiffany: “I am! I am!”I think that’s the very mrst time I had an orgasm. I’m
pretty sure I had one onstage. ͳen, I didn’t know what it
was. I just started trembling and freaking out and getting
sweats and tingling. Man, I was so happy.
You know what I was most happy about?
ͳis would mean I was going to be able to buy my mrst
pair of shoes on my own.
You see, I had made a bet. A week before the big
competition, my aunt’s boyfriend was down on me:
Boyfriend: “You’re not gonna do it. ͳat drama shit is
a white thing. You’re not going to make it.”Tiffany: “I’ve won before, at smaller meets. I did good.”Boyfriend: “ͳey ain’t gonna pick you. ͳis
Shakespeare. This a white thing.”Tiffany: “I bet you I’m gonna win!”Boyfriend: “Child, please. I bet you $100 you ain’t
gonna win.”When I got home, I ran in with my trophy: