The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Beckford    and a   motherfucker    missing an  arm come    in,
who are you going to fuck? ͳe motherfucker missing
an arm, ain’t you?”

Tiffany:    “Stop   tripping.”

Ex-Boyfriend:    “Stop   tripping?   I   didn’t  fuck    no
handicapped. I gotta watch you now, I gotta be on the
lookout for dudes with shit wrong, creepin’ on my
girl!”

A few weeks later, he was going through some old
messages of mine on Instagram, still on this handicapped
thing.


Ex-Boyfriend:    “Look   at  this    dude,   saying  he  love    you
and want to marry you! He look a little touched, look
at his eye. Oh shit, you probably like him, I’mma block
this motherfucker off your page.”

Tiffany:    “Why    are you even    in  my  shit    like    that,   we’ve
only been dating mve months, it’s not that serious. It’s
really not that serious.”

Ex-Boyfriend:    “I  don’t   know,   man,    what    if  we  get
married, Tiĉany? You’re going to cheat on me with
somebody with a disability?”

Tiffany:     “I  wouldn’t    cheat   on  you     with    nobody.     If  I
wanted to cheat, I would just leave you.”
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