The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Ex-Boyfriend:    “YOU’D  LEAVE   ME  FOR     A   DUDE
WITH A DISABILITY!!?”

Tiffany:    “No!    Roscoe’s    the only    handicapped dude    I’ve
been with, he’s the only one. I don’t have a variety of
handicapped dudes.”

Ex-Boyfriend:   “Yeah   right,  Tiff,   yeah    right.”

He did not believe me. He eventually got way back into
my social media, and found a dude that I did used to mess
with who got shot.


Ex-Boyfriend:   “Look   at  this    motherfucker,   you told    him
you love him, and he in a wheelchair!”

Tiffany:    “Well   yeah,   and that    was three   years   ago.    I   did
love him when we were dating.”

Ex-Boyfriend:    “ͳis    motherfucker    in  a   wheelchair!     I
knew you liked handicapped!”

Tiffany:     “When   I   was     in  love    with    him,    when    I   was
with him, he was not in a wheelchair. He got shot in
the back, okay? That’s why he’s in a wheelchair.”

Ex-Boyfriend:    “I  bet     you     were    fucking     in  that
wheelchair.”

Tiffany:    “Stop   trippin’!”
Free download pdf