Ex-Boyfriend: “I bet you would.”Anytime we had an argument, he would always bring up
Roscoe or some kind of handicapped dick.
Well, we’re not dating anymore. I guess that was easy to
predict.
Other Guys I’ve Dated
I’ve dated a few policemen, and that was generally cool.
Cops tend to be pretty good dudes. ͳey are strong and
polite, and they treat you right.
Well, not all of them. One of the guys, he ended up going
to jail for robbing some Mexican fruit stands. He was a
crooked cop.
I didn’t know about him robbing the fruit stands,
obviously, but I had a feeling something was oĉ with him.
When he would come to my house, he always put his gun
on my dresser. It made me uncomfortable. It was like he
was subconsciously saying, “Don’t try nothing, bitch, or
I’mma shoot you.” ͳat’s what I felt. I didn’t like that, so I
backed off of him.
Good thing, too. I don’t want to date no guy who robs
poor Mexicans just trying to make some money selling fruit.
That ain’t right.
I dated two dope dealers, but there’s nothing really funny
about that. ͳey’re in jail, too. Come to think of it, I’ve
dated about five guys who ended up in jail in some form.