Ex-Husband: “Yeah, I know. I got your phone number
from a dude I know who works at Sprint. I’m police,
that’s easy.”
After he told me everything he did to mnd me, I asked
him:
Tiffany: “If you could mnd me, maybe you could mnd
my dad?”
Ex-Husband: “Oh, I’ll mnd your daddy for you, but it’s
going to cost you.”
Tiffany: “I’ll pay you whatever you want. Whatever
you want, I’ll pay you.”
In my mind, I’m thinking I’ll give him a couple hundred
dollars, maybe a couple of dates or something. ͳat’s it.
Then he’s like:
Ex-Husband: “Well, I want you to marry me.”
I just start busting up laughing, but he was serious.
Ex-Husband: “Tiĉany, I’m telling you, I want you to
marry me. I’ve been watching this video I found, you
know, when we was on the boat. Every time I’m sad, I
watch you. You make me happy. I don’t even really
know you, but you’ve made me happy over the years.
When I’ve had arguments with my girlfriends, I put in