our little cruise video, and it just, you know, it makes
me happy. I know we weren’t on the cruise together,
but you were my whole cruise.”I thought it was so cute, but I still wanted to see if he
was serious.
Tiffany: “Well, I don’t know. If you mnd my dad, then
maybe we could talk about that.”Ex-Husband: “I’m going to find your dad.”I know what you’re saying right now, because it’s what
everyone says at this point in the story:
“That didn’t creep you out?”
No motherfucker, it did not!
Now you’re probably asking, “Why not?”
ͳat’s how you know I’m crazy. Because I literally
thought that this call was a sign from God. I thought God
had answered my prayers. Just two months before, I was
praying to God every day:
“Please send me a man that love me. ͳat care about me.
ͳat want to see me nourish. ͳat want to just be there for
me, and support me, and do what I want to do. Like just
really want me to be happy. Please send me somebody like
that.”
Then boom, I get this phone call. I was like, What? Damn
God, you work fast. And he gonna mnd my dad? You
awesome, God, I’m in.